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Strava W.

Strava W.

Australia
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Usually male, uses the app strava, with obsession, to outdo his 'friends' and cycling companions on segments and trails. Can be seen at the end of segments looking at his phone to check if he has knocked a second off his time or if he has beaten a 'friend'. Will chase past anyone shouting STRAVAAAAAAA extremely loudly and scaring the shit out of you, with the added bonus of knocking you off your bike. The air will turn blue if anyone beats his time, friendships will be lost and marriages destroyed. Ultimate aim of a strava wanker is to achieve a 'KOM', king of the mountain! This is usually celebrated with joy, happiness and high fives, more fulfilling than the birth of his first born. Did you see that arseholes fly past on his bike, he's such a strava wanker!

Monthly Activity Distance

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Current Month

  • 284.7km
    DISTANCE
  • 10h 38m
    TIME
  • 3,604m
    ELEVATION

Recent Achievements

  • 2nd overall on Lookout To Blachall Smashfest
  • 4th overall on up and down to parsons knob
  • PR on Dulong downhill
  • PR on Dulong Descent

Year-to-Date

Cycling
Distance 1,954.2km
Time 67h 13m
Elevation Gain 18,464m
Rides 25

All-Time

Cycling
Total Distance 64,832.6km
Total Time 2248h 47m
Total Elev Gain 601,156m
Total Rides 1094