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Joe "Papa Smurf" Lindner

Joe "Papa Smurf" Lindner

Las Vegas, NV
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I may be out-climbed, and I may be out-sprinted.... but I will never be out-worked!

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Current Month

  • 452.1mi
    DISTANCE
  • 25h 56m
    TIME
  • 17,717ft
    ELEVATION

Recent Achievements

  • 2nd fastest time on Rampart Summerlin Pkwy to Alta
  • 2nd fastest time on Rampart sprint
  • 2nd fastest time on Rampart Vegas Dr to Summerlin Pkwy
  • 2nd fastest time on Rampart South - Hillpointe to Vegas Drive

Year-to-Date

Cycling
Distance 2,756.7mi
Time 159h 13m
Elevation Gain 78,337ft
Rides 134

All-Time

Cycling
Total Distance 30,217.6mi
Total Time 1818h 14m
Total Elev Gain 1,416,575ft
Total Rides 914

Recent Photos

  • By @sarcasminphotos "That escalated quickly" via @PhotoRepost_app #funny #laugh #humor #sarcasm #hilarious #haha #joke #like4like #follow4follow #homealone #dildo
  • Getting warmed up to kickoff the time trial in the Tucson Bike Classic!  Time to represent!  #velovegas #everykidabike #bikeracing #bikesrule #cycling #fitness #cardio #exercise #paincave #bicycle #road #stagerace #timetrial #tucsonbikeclassic #cat4
  • #vegaslife #sunset #beautiful #dusk #lasvegas
  • Compton cat2 criterium finish!  #bikeracing #bikesrule #cycling #ride #crit #everykidabike #velovegas #carefast
  • SoCal cup race 8 criterium in Carson,  CA.  Women's 3/4 race.  Watching my friend Ericka kick ass.  #velovegas #everykidabike #bikeracing #bikesrule  #hotchicksonbikes #bikechicks #hotties #crit #race #badasses #racing #paincave
  • Me at the Carson Crit Race.  #bikeracing #bikesrule #crit #race #cycling #badasses #paincave
  • Love it.  #newcar #kickass #fullyloaded #ineedtint
  • Cat 4 results from the Dominguez Hills Criterium. Screwed up on the bell lap and blew it.  #velovegas # biker acing #everykidabike #crit #screwedupthebelllap #epicfail
  • Dominguez Hills Criterium.  Women's 3/4. Go Kayla!
  • Mt.  Charleston hillclimb from last year.
  • Wow... This was 60 lbs ago back in 2011.
  • This apple Swan was pretty fun to make!