You should have oiled up for winter months Matilda, wouldn’t have been so rusty. As for you Colin Winter green ointment, the smell was intoxicating in football changing rooms during winter months.
Lol! Matilda was the one that wasn't rusty!!!! Anyway first one down! The only way is up! (but preferably down as in downhill!)
Oo winter green ointment ! That’s a smell from the past. Jolly glad you finally managed to start the year - going to have to get cracking before June 😏