Rayco, A Shopping Cart🛒of Bad Prose

Rayco, A Shopping Cart🛒of Bad Prose

Portland, Oregon

RideJuly 20, 2019 at 08:14 AM

I vowed never to race bicycles competitively again after things got out of hand in 2009. "Too experimental, too erotic," they claimed. But when the orphanage that raised me announced they needed quick cash by the 1st of the month or they’d get foreclosed

Distance
53.0 mi
Time
3h 38m 11s
Elevation
4,751 ft

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July 20, 2019 at 08:14 AM
I am renaming my gravel bike Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman
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July 20, 2019 at 08:14 AM
Inebriated drivers, mean-spirited whales
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July 20, 2019 at 08:14 AM
Love when I suddenly get behooved on a ride unexpectedly
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July 20, 2019 at 08:14 AM
Just because I ride with you doesn't necessarily mean that I'm "in ride" with you
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July 20, 2019 at 08:14 AM
[Alan] I have a flat tire [Universe] Excellent. I will make sure it starts raining and your spare tube is busted
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