I'm a former ear, hand, and left calf model living off of the royalties I've collected from my body of work. Now in retirement, I enjoy being a dad and have found my identity as a human that enjoys going somewhat long at somewhat slower speeds. I enjoying running in speedos and swimming in run shorts, parking my car in the driveway, and driving my car on the parkway. I'm ethnically ambiguous and lather on SPF50 before I go to bed at night. I often pretend I don't understand English and have an affinity for bacon— even though I'm contemplating becoming a vegan.