Pedal. Stand up. Don’t stop until your legs tell you to. Ride a Hors catégorie climb. Descend at a 100 km/h. Without disc brakes. Climb that goddamned thing again. Faster than before. Get to the top. Throw up. Have a coffee and a croissant. Talk to the people in the bar. Take a selfie with them. Laugh about it together. Upload it to Instagram, we want to see it. Start pedaling again. Even in the rain. Fall off. Bleed. Clean yourself up and keep pedaling. Argue with a driver. Run out of water. Suffer. Sit under a tree. Pedal into the evening. Break your chain. Repair it and cover yourself in grease. Get your 100 euro bar tape dirty. Turn on your lights. Pedal at night. Arrive home. Shower. Have a pizza for dinner. Drink a beer. Collapse on the sofa. Cuddle up to your dog. Kiss your wife. Sleep. Wake up. Start pedaling again.