Monadnock Mountain Gorilla: A powerfully built type "Clydesdale" cyclist that inhabits the hills of Cheshire County, New Hampshire. These Gorillas are strong, briefly fast, heavy set (200+ lbs), sometimes hairy creatures that are most happy cycling in their native environment where they prefer climbing up steep hills (both road and trail) on mountain bikes. Monadnock Mountain Gorillas live on a diet of Mt Fuji's crab rangoons and Kimball Farm's icecream. They are known to get "hangry" and should be avoided. They do not wear spandex due to sizing issues and common courtesy for others.