A place for triathlete-bubble elitists. Over-sharing AG'ers w/ multiple monthly subscriptions just to stay active. A pantry full of over-marketed sugar gels, deep-dish wheels and clip-on aero bars.
Forget your garmin for early morning laps? Might as well go home.
Your unremarkable PR is prob not a Strava KOM, so write a race report!
Keepers of the Cog, we ONLY obey 3 rules:
#5 // Harden The Fuck Up.
#9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
#10 // It never gets easier, you just go faster.
No goddamned shaved legs... we just dish out pain.