Tri Yuppie Scum

Tri Yuppie Scum

United States Tucson, Arizona

A place for triathlete-bubble elitists. Over-sharing AG'ers w/ multiple monthly subscriptions just to stay active. A pantry full of over-marketed sugar gels, deep-dish wheels and clip-on aero bars.

Forget your garmin for early morning laps? Might as well go home.

Your unremarkable PR is prob not a Strava KOM, so write a race report!

Keepers of the Cog, we ONLY obey 3 rules:
#5 // Harden The Fuck Up.
#9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
#10 // It never gets easier, you just go faster.

No goddamned shaved legs... we just dish out pain.

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