Club Motto:
EQUITARE DURA ANTE SOLEM DORMIERIT
Club Anthem:
My bicycle's the fastest
that the world has ever seen;
it has supersonic engines
and a flame-retardant sheen.
My bicycle will travel
a gazillion miles an hour --
it has rockets on the handlebars
for supplemental power.
The pedals both are jet-propelled
to help you pedal faster,
and the shifter is equipped
with an electric turbo-blaster.
The fender has a parachute
in case you need to brake.
Yes, my bike is undeniably
the fastest one they make.