Well, I likes a challenge .....
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Ron Burgundy
"Oh, it's a deep burn. Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand." - Ron Burgundy
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works, every time." - Brian Fantana
"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!"- Ron Burgundy
"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. "~Brick Tamland