This Club may suit you if you:
Put Chamois Butter on toast before your BASS region
Never wear gloves "I don't fall bro! I ride mountain all winter"
NEVER EVER wear a helmet mirror... or any mirror for that matter
BUT ALWAYS wear your Helmet
Always fall to the back to blow snot rockets. Big T will KILL you!
Wait at the top of big climbs for all of those who haven't given up.
Never order a country style breakfast when everyone else is getting bagels.
ALWAYS say "good morning" and "thank you"
GO UP BULL'S FERRY
Don't go too SLOW
Don't Go TOO FAST
You're in. OOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAA!!!!!!