Edison

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Princess Peach with that beautiful, full head of hair, man, oh, man, Jack, I tried to get in close and get a good whiff, but she's a character on the ol' tube and I just ran into it and my handlers told me to go back to the fake White House but I got lost
- 5.3 mi
- 46:36
- 42 ft
Friday, October 7, 2022
Smokey Joe's Crematory and Discount Pre-Owned Caskets and Undertaker
- 3.3 mi
- 25:00
- 9 ft
Saturday, September 10, 2022
It's called *self* checkout, not two person cashier team checkout
- 1.5 mi
- 14:09
- 52 ft
Thursday, November 25, 2021
Da pacem Domine
- 5.9 mi
- 52:36
- 229 ft
Sunday, November 21, 2021
"Litmus test" has come to mean a test meant to make generalized assumptions about anything based on a single indicator. Not just about testing acidity anymore.
- 8.7 mi
- 1:25:48
- 46 ft
Sunday, October 31, 2021

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