Nicolaas Swart
Cape Town, Western Cape, NamibiaSign up to view more activities from Nicolaas Swart
Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
Dear math. Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Damp towel. Damp! It's like a really big wet nap. I feel like I'm being licked by a golden retriever!
That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined everything!
Don't argue with destiny. It will kick your ass.
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