Brett M
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Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing.
Why don't crabs ever share? Because they're shellfish.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
And now that my work here is done, I better leave before I turn into a blumpkin.
My doctor told me exercise could add years to my life. I think he's right. I feel ten years older already.
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