Alan Nevin
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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to ‘fall asleep right now.
Sometimes my brain writes a check that reality can't cash.
Lying makes me sweat. Tha's why I can't play poker or talk to pregnant women.
I'll have another one please
Ain't nobody got time for that
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