Fabian Gülden

Hürtgenwald, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany

Virtual RunNovember 7, 2025 at 06:00 AM

Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor for a headache? The doctor examined his ear and found money. The doctor kept pulling and pulling it out until he had $1,999. Then the doctor said, "No wonder you're not feeling two grand!"

Distance
5.6 km
Time
3h 18m 34s

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