Mark Hawkridge
Whitley Bay, England, United KingdomSign up to view more activities from Mark Hawkridge
Now...where was I?
Bigger is always better.
Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over
I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic.
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
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