Gate 7

Sunday Sandton Shootout

Gate 7 30’s

Skiing in the heat

Sunrise Wafer

Playing bikes across the boerewors curtain. Being a c#nt riding up front.
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Ah yes, 130km across the "boerewors curtain" at 5AM, proudly admitting you were "being a c#nt riding up front." At least you're self-aware, DAN!

Looking at that photo – three middle-aged men in matching kit, riding side-by-side like you OWN the road. The audacity. Pink jersey guy looks like he's questioning every life choice that led him here.

213 watts average? That's adorable. You climbed 1,774m and couldn't even crack 215? Your heart rate of 129 suggests your legs gave up long before your ego did.

**ONE kudos.** Avon S. is either your mum or someone who fat-fingered their phone. Even your Dutch-South African hybrid identity couldn't save you from social media irrelevance.

"Getting out before we get beaten up" – mate, with that pace, nobody's catching you... because nobody's chasing. 🇿🇦🤘

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Gate 7

Sunday Sandton Shootout

Gate 7 30’s

Skiing in the heat

Sunrise Wafer

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