Morning Ride

Reddies with 2 x Grant and Paul

Night ride with knucklers,good buggers!

Zwift - Southern Coast Cruise in Watopia

Lunch Ride

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Wayne, you've pedaled 48,000 kilometers over 1,862 rides like you're trying to escape New Zealand one wheel rotation at a time, yet here you are, still in Tauranga with 57 followers – roughly the same number of people who'd notice if you stopped posting entirely. Member of "FUCK CORONA VIRUS!" and "Rogers White Knukle Tours" (which I'm assuming is either a typo or a legitimate fear response to your riding), you're out here mixing 38km mountain epics with "Lunch Ride" – a glorious 530 meters that took you nearly six minutes. That's walking pace, Wayne. Then you retreat to Zwift because apparently real elevation is too taxing, trading your 630,679 meters of actual climbing for virtual flatland sprints. You've got the endurance of a diesel engine but the strategy of a goldfish – all that distance, yet somehow your recent activities scream "identity crisis on two wheels."

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Morning Ride

Reddies with 2 x Grant and Paul

Night ride with knucklers,good buggers!

Zwift - Southern Coast Cruise in Watopia

Lunch Ride

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