“If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball…”

“I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…”

“I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you…”

“We understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia…”

“Lance Armstrong!…”

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: There aren’t any Baked Beans 🫘 🤗‼️ I am the 6am 🕕 diner ‼️ no one else show until gone 6:30 ish…💤

EP is the most effective ever…🙌🏾

Outside is dark, wet 💦 and it’s windy 💨 I can’t see the windmills but it doesn’t really matter. ᗪᗩKOTᗩ ᖴC went easily back in to the box 📦 

I should make diagrams and take pictures of the myriad of ways that are found to load the ᗷ¡Ꮶᕮ ᗷO᙭ Alan 🙋🏻‍♂️ [That’s Alan] into vehicles 🚗 [ not red yet] Winning is Captain Jim W 🖖🏾it was like a Rubik’s cube but he got it in…🙌🏾

¡ᏒOᑎY ᏒᕮᕈOᏒT: The F/A-18’s are in front of their hangers as I approach the airport terminal [👺”take the picture’s! Gotham’s Greed…”] Out of spite I refuse to take the picture [👺He can cut his nose 👃🏾 off despite his face with the best of them]

TiP: Gran Canaries Airport, Ryanair check-in is a cluster fuck🤬. It will always be a cluster fuck 🤬 for two reasons. Check-in opens 2-hours before each flight ✈️ check-in desks are 401-404 but they don’t put the flights # on the respective screens above the desks, relying on clairvoyance and telepathy. Reason two. No one,without exception, waits until 2-hours before starting to queue. Utter Chaos…🤷🏾‍♂️

Airports are updating their systems, using digital passports scans and even fingerprints, so why does a customs 🛂 officer need to stamp my passport as well seconds after the computer says “Yes”?…🤷🏾‍♂️

For once I’m second on the airplane ✈️ [Yep blue and White] I’m on the aisle seat 💺 so the two seats 💺 💺 beside me are free. The three people that I identify earlier as problematic [👺He’s being polite] pass by. There’s a sense of mild relief until I realise I did see a baby in arms! D’oh Yep 👍🏾 the 5 month old complete with parents sit right next to me - Max’s 🎧 on. They’re God sent. A real game changer, as long as he doesn’t up-chuck on me…🤮After they feed him all three are out for the count 💤💤💤 ᕼOᗯᕮᐯᕮᏒ, one twitch from that kid 👶 and both parents are awake quicker than Blue Watch responding to a fire 🔥 call!

I whip out the iPad to pass the time. For some unfathomable reason Netflix downloaded only one episode of my requests and for no explicable reason that episode was season 1 episode 1 - not helpful I’m on SEASON 2‼️

I’m second off the plane ✈️ [yep] into a mass of people in the baggage 🧳 hall coughing …😷 

I am whisked up from the arrivals Express Pick Up without incident. Thanks Maggie Savill …

…it’s ᑕOᏞᗪ🥶 

Batman…

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“We understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia…”

“Lance Armstrong!…”

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