TrainingPeaks Virtual - Event: Group ride

Rodders Jeff, no Freddy.

Lethal Mizzle 🥶 To purloin from and pun Sleaford Mods : Ure-rine Mate 💦

FMSR.

TrainingPeaks Virtual - Event: Steak and Beers

1. Drive to AONB.
2. Endeavour to force your mahoosively wide vehicle up a too narrow lane. Carwags is a good example. Practice here.
3. Closely tail or even shunt the cyclist if necessary after all they are mechanical animals not human beings with families et al. Mutter something about "Road Tax."
4. Complete 5-minute walk. Take loads of photographs, after all you've "done" that hill. Take care not to dirty any of that pristine designer walking clobber you've donned, you'll lose respect in the country pub.
5. Cast off face mask. Try to dispose of it on the most remote lane. Cast any other shit out of your car that would otherwise cause it to spontaneously combust or that might obviously enhance the beauty of the area. Don't worry Council officials or Park Rangers will be along to collect the waste as they have nothing better to do and, after all, "you pay your taxes."🤡

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TrainingPeaks Virtual - Event: Group ride

Rodders Jeff, no Freddy.

Lethal Mizzle 🥶 To purloin from and pun Sleaford Mods : Ure-rine Mate 💦

FMSR.

TrainingPeaks Virtual - Event: Steak and Beers

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