Jon Woodroof |
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Call me Delta Airlines, because I can't handle all your extra baggage.
It's hard to believe my pathological inability to make a decision finally paid off.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Look, you don't know their situation. This is like Jurassic Park. You start messing around with something you don't know anything about, and before you know it you're getting bitten in half while you're sitting on a toilet.
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