Ezra Williams
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We have so much time and so little to do! No! Wait! Strike that! Reverse it!
Call me Delta Airlines, because I can't handle all your extra baggage.
As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.
Now what can I ding dong diddly do for you?
If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.
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