Andrew Short
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The chains on my mood swing just snapped.
Sometimes bad luck is the best luck you'll ever have.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
That's right. You better walk on. I'll hit an old man in public.
Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
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