A motley assortment of misfits and slackers.

Too serious to not be in a club, but not serious enough to be in a good one.

The members of the Lactic Massif can often be found out training early in order to get ahead of their hangovers.

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Hi guys. Just an update to say the shirts have arrived. I’ll sort getting them to people as soon as soon as I can. Really happy with them!...

Scott B

Tony S

William F

Hi guys. Just an update to say I ordered the T-shirt’s yesterday. 43 T-shirt’s are currently awaiting production. Thanks to everyone who ordered one!

Just a quick update guys the T-shirts are being ordered at the end of the week. We have a whopping 37 orders going to various parts of the UK! Not too late to order one if anybody hasn’t yet. Perfect for lockdo...

Henry G

Cheers to all those who &#39;participated&#39; in the inaugural Dot Trot last weekend! ...

We are getting some casual club T-shirt’s made if anybody wants one? 100% organic cotton, unisex, with the logo screen printed on in white. Post below with size and colour if interested. £8 each. Size Chest (to fit): S - 34-36&quot; M - 36-38&quot; L - 38-40&quot; XL - 40-42&quot; XXL - 43-44&quot; XXXL - 45-47&quot;

I think we need some LM virtual events on the go!...

Would anybody be interested in doing the K2B this year? If enough people are interested we could get a Lactic Massif team entered again. It’s always a great day out. All the info is here 

Mark H

Dirty Reiver weekend at Kielder Forest
17/18th April

Lactic Massif are now officially registered as a club on the Parkrun site. For all those of you who are Parkrun members you can now add the Massif as your club within your profile. The list of sports our member...

Joe C

I did it!!! 🏊‍♀️ 🚴‍♀️ 🏃‍♀️

Rachel H

Representing Lactic Massif tomorrow with my work team’s cycle to Brighton. Shame we didn’t get the team kit in time, but maybe it’s better that way for my continued career here...

Ash T

I’ll be repping the Massif in Chester next July!

Hazel B

Jessica Y

Neil S

Can we get some form of merc available in time for ‘the tour’? Spread the word of gospel that is the Lactic Massif!

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