“We understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia…”

“Lance Armstrong!…”

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball…”

“Milton Keynes has many roundabouts…”

“I did have an awful premonition I was going to fuck up on my first day…”

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: “Robbing Peter to pay Paul…” New ᏀᗩᏒᗰ¡ᑎ 1050…🤗 Cracked handlebar on ᗪᗩKOTᗩ ᖴC…😱 I estimate it happened last May 2024 when I was showing off my no handed 🖐🏾🤚🏾 riding skill. Taking a picture 🤳 ᖴᗩ¡Ꮮ, that de gloved my hand…🫣 [👺 clown 🤡 ] Blissfully unaware I continued to ride many descents, at some hairy speeds - I’m ᕼᗩᕈᕈY / lucky 🍀 it didn’t catastrophically ᖴᗩ¡Ꮮ…😱 [thanks Ian/Matt Lonergan]

Decided that my Insta360 is a little 🤏🏾 better as a safety camera 📷 so I’d just put it on and record. Nope! 👎🏾 the LCD screen is blown!…😳 Technology is ᖴᗩ¡Ꮮ¡ᑎᏀ at an alarming rate…😱

The ᏀᗩᏒᗰ¡ᑎ 1050 has a fantastic screen that my aging eyes 👀 can see 👀 even when I’m tired. But those “warnings” have got to go! I don’t know many ᏒOᗩᗪᏚ that don’t have potholes! In fact while l👀king at the ᏀᗩᏒᗰ¡ᑎ warning ⚠️ for a pothole, I rode into it…😤 I changed the whole profile screen whilst riding, which is a testament to the touch 👉🏾 screen. Every metric you could ever want - except are the lifts 🛗 working?…🤯 

Great Ꮢ¡ᗪᕮ with Gaz out to Emmaus. Good to see some friends. Great sausage and egg roll. Hello ᗩᏀᗩ¡ᑎ to Alex Bennett [Are you always out riding or are you following me?…🤔]

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