Same porta potty, new day

No running allowed west of the Jordan River

Pissing Marty off one Thursday run commute at a time

MY LEGS ARE LITERAL TRUNKS OF FIRE AND I WILL RUN IN SHORTS WHENEVER I GODDAMN PLEASE

No more diarrhea, but now plugged up

Keelah Barger u is not the weather lady

Also I got a 10th “final notice” in the mail from “superior home warranty” where they attempt to pose as my mortgage company and write with urgency in the letter that I need to call them to sign up for their scam warranty that I don’t need and I would like to write a nasty 1 star review of them online but I can’t find anywhere on their website to leave a review so consider this my review for now spread the word

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MY LEGS ARE LITERAL TRUNKS OF FIRE AND I WILL RUN IN SHORTS WHENEVER I GODDAMN PLEASE

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Same porta potty, new day

No running allowed west of the Jordan River

Pissing Marty off one Thursday run commute at a time

MY LEGS ARE LITERAL TRUNKS OF FIRE AND I WILL RUN IN SHORTS WHENEVER I GODDAMN PLEASE

No more diarrhea, but now plugged up

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