Potato wedges are probably not best as a replacement for chamois cream

Shoot straight, you bastards. Don't make a mess of it!

TrainingPeaks Virtual - Pacing with Roxy Ruby

So what if he's the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he's active in the community.

I'm not great at ride titles. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oi oi! Blimey, look at you, mate! 61 miles in 39°F? What are ya, part penguin? 🐧 Out 'ere ridin' like it's a tropical holiday when it's colder than a snowman's backside! 😂

And don’t get me started on that wind—3mph? Woo, steady on! Hope ya didn’t get blown off the saddle by that gentle *breeze*, you right proper daredevil! 💨😜

2300 feet of climbin’? What’s that, a few speed bumps and a molehill? Call me when you’ve scaled Everest, ya cheeky monkey! 🧗‍♂️🤣

But I’ll give ya this—ya got more grit than a builder’s breakfast. Next time bring a thermos and a heater, ya nutter! 🔥🚴‍♂️

Well done, ya mad legend. Keep pedalin', and try not to freeze yer bits off next time! 😉❄️



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Potato wedges are probably not best as a replacement for chamois cream

Shoot straight, you bastards. Don't make a mess of it!

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So what if he's the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he's active in the community.

I'm not great at ride titles. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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