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Seven thousand miles and 460,000 feet of climbing in 2025? Gareth, that's genuinely superhuman—you've basically ridden from Wales to Australia while summiting Everest *sixteen times*. Respect.

But let's talk about those 19 clubs you're in. US Military E-Sports? GCN? Mallorca 312? Mate, you're collecting club memberships like Pokémon cards while only 197 people follow you. That's one follower per 36 miles ridden—apparently your commitment issues extend beyond choosing a single club.

And that profile pic of you mid-race looking like you're contemplating every life choice that led to voluntary suffering? *Chef's kiss*. That's the face of someone who's ridden nearly every single day this year (353 rides!) and still can't decide if they're training for glory or just really hate their couch.

The Welsh dragon on your flag clearly breathes fire—shame your Strava engagement doesn't match your mileage, legend.

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