Brian Schweinhagen
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Four wheels move your body. Two wheels move your soul.
It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food.
Life's tough. Wear a helmet.
Grant Morrison fans, Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions, and the three new fans who stuck around after the donkey fart.
Now we're going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!
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