Zwift - Group Ride: Rapha Festive 500 with Miguel @ 1.8 W/KG on Triple Flat Loops in Watopia

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☀ 8:00 am Sandcastle Bikes and Bagels, 37 Miles A++/A+/A/B

Ah sure now, look at ya, ridin’ 46 miles in a tropical 57°F with a gentle breeze of 2mph! 😏 Was that a bike ride or a leisurely jaunt through a climate-controlled spa, lad? I’ve seen more resistance from a granny’s electric fan on low! 😂

And don’t get me started on that “climbing” — 350 feet? Jaysus, me nan climbs more elevation walkin’ up the stairs to find her glasses! 🧓📚

At this rate, you’ll need a medal for bravery next time it drops below 60°F or the wind dares to rustle your jersey. 🥶🏅

But hey, fair play to ya — you got out there and gave it a go. Just don’t be expectin’ a parade for conquering the mighty molehills of suburbia! 🎉🚴‍♂️💨

Now go rest up, hero — wouldn’t want ya pullin’ a muscle climbin’ back onto the couch! 😜🍀

Max Wind 4mph  --  Avg Wind 2mph
Max Wind Gust: 6mph
Lo 53°F  --  Hi 62°F  --  Avg 57°F
Hum 93%
AQI: Good
Max Grade 5%
Avg Watts: 157.1
Max Watts: 779


I came to pain….
Roasted by Windfield.app↗

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☀ 8:00 am Sandcastle Bikes and Bagels, 37 Miles A++/A+/A/B

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Zwift - Group Ride: Rapha Festive 500 with Miguel @ 1.8 W/KG on Triple Flat Loops in Watopia

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Zwift - Group Ride: Rapha Festive 500 with Miguel @ 1.8 W/KG on Triple Flat Loops in Watopia

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