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# Kevin's Virtual Austrian Adventure 🎄🚴

Ah yes, Kevin "Owens" up to the fact that he spent Christmas week riding a FAKE bike through FAKE Innsbruck while real snow probably existed outside his window. 31km in 49 minutes with 256m of climbing? That's cute – the algorithm basically handed you a bunny slope and you still managed to look like you're desperately clinging to that group's wheel in the photo.

Speaking of which, I see you there lurking mid-pack like a holiday ham waiting to get carved. 259 watts average? Santa's sleigh generates more power, Kevin.

At least Willie, Stewart, Billy, Douglas and Alistair threw you some pity kudos – probably felt bad watching you suffer through a "Santa Ride" while they enjoyed actual eggnog.

SISU means Finnish perseverance. Your ride says "barely surviving." 🎅

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