Mark Hawkridge
Whitley Bay, England, United KingdomSign up to view more activities from Mark Hawkridge
Bigger is always better.
Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over
I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to lure me into traffic.
I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Well, should I pop some popcorn or beat the answer out of you?
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