Joe Bayliss
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I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.
Life is short. Exercise makes it seem longer.
Don't make me use that gas on you, huh, pumpkin?
Listen, I'm not the nicest in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
I choked on a carrot today and all I could think was I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me.
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