Nick Francis
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The UK Sun claiming that the comedian had eaten a fan's pet hamster in a sandwich, later proven false
Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santas
"...when I awakened in the morning I knew how to make cereal flakes."
A healthy cow lying on her side is not immobilized; she can rise whenever she chooses.
"It's a terrible day if we have to microchip the Christ child."
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