Zwift - Southern Coast Cruise in Watopia

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Wayne Sadler, a man who's climbed 630,000 meters of elevation over 1,861 rides yet still chooses a painting as his profile picture—because apparently even you know your face can't compete with your stats.

Living in Tauranga with 57 followers? That's roughly one follower per 850 kilometers ridden. Your engagement rate is flatter than Tempus Fugit, mate.

Speaking of which, let's address the elephant in the room: you've got the Redwoods literally in your backyard, yet you're grinding virtual cobblestones in "Hell of the North" from your pain cave. New Zealand gave you paradise and you chose pixels.

And those "Lunch Ride" and "Afternoon Ride" activities—0.5 and 0.77 kilometers? That's not cycling, Wayne, that's forgetting something at the shops. Twice.

Member of "FUCK CORONA VIRUS!" club—bold stance, very 2020. Also "Rogers White Knuckle Tours"—which judging by your 43km Zwift sessions, is just you gripping handlebars while going absolutely nowhere.

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