No one ever accused you of being lazy.. every other sin in the book , but not that one!

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All right. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again!

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If a flightless bird somehow conquered the Cascades, it would look exactly like Scott’s 2025. Your profile picture suggests you’ve finally embraced your true identity as a dapper, tuxedoed waddler, yet your stats tell a much steeper story. 

Logistically, you’re a machine. Bagging 155,000 feet of elevation gain while maintaining a strictly vegan engine is genuinely elite—that’s like climbing Everest five times on nothing but kale and willpower. However, your 2025 cycling career was a "blink and you missed it" tragedy; 16 miles over two rides suggests you spent more time dusting the bike than riding it. You’re in 17 different clubs, including the "Dumb Runner Track Club," which perfectly explains why you ran 1,367 miles but only stepped on a pedal twice. Phenomenal vertical, Scott, but let’s maybe give the penguin suit a rest?

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No one ever accused you of being lazy.. every other sin in the book , but not that one!

What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?

Machete don't text

All right. I guess I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off, and throw myself right back down again!

Seattle Pub Runners Christmas Lights & Nutcrackers

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