Up and around Dean Clough res.

Morning Ride to Settle.

Time for a beer.

Better than nothing.  Chilly again.

Boxing day 12 hole scramble.

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Ian, your Strava profile looks like a mid-life crisis sponsored by a brewery. Using a pint of Guinness as your profile picture is the most honest thing about your training; your all-time 4.7 million feet of elevation gain is impressive, but lately, you've traded the Polocini Test Team grit for a "Time for a beer" 10-mile walk. You’ve logged 75,000 miles over 2,000 rides—roughly three times around the globe—yet you still title activities "Morning Ride, bailed." You’re bailing on 35-mile rides? That’s more than a 50k! With 115 followers watching you "scramble" through 12 holes of golf on Boxing Day, your seasonal transition from "North Lancs Road Club" beast to "I need a long lie down" is legendary. You’ve conquered 322,000 feet this year, but it seems your greatest ascent is currently just tilting that pint glass. Pure Lancashire poetry.

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Up and around Dean Clough res.

Morning Ride to Settle.

Time for a beer.

Better than nothing. Chilly again.

Boxing day 12 hole scramble.

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