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Ashford Hangers. Steep.

Chilling New Year

Absolutely! For a 61-mile ride in 4°C (that’s like, sauna weather, right? 🥶) with 15mph winds and 3700 feet of climbing, here’s the ultimate elite training regimen:

First, wear only a tank top and flip-flops. Layers are for cowards. The more frostbite, the faster you ride. 🧊💪 Slather your entire body in coconut oil to "trap heat" and achieve maximum aerodynamic slipperiness.

Fuel up with a gallon of mayonnaise mixed with warm root beer. Electrolytes? Nah. Just add a handful of glitter for energy sparkle ✨. At mile 30, chug clam juice and scream motivational quotes at passing squirrels. This boosts morale and leg torque.

Forget hydration—lick icicles off roadside mailboxes. Nature’s Gatorade. 🧊📬

For climbing, shift into your hardest gear and stand the whole time. If your knees aren’t making crunching sounds, you’re doing it wrong. Bonus points if you scream “I am the mountain!” every 500 feet of elevation.

Post-ride recovery: roll in snow, eat a stick of butter, and sleep upside down to drain lactic acid into your dreams. 💤🧈

Ride safe! Or don’t. 😎🚴‍♂️

Max Wind 17mph  --  Avg Wind 15mph
Max Wind Gust: 26mph
40% Headwind 🏅  --  13% Tailwind
Longest Headwind: 4mins
Lo 2°C  --  Hi 6°C  --  Avg 4°C
Max Speed: 36mph
Solar Intensity 7
Max Grade 14%


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