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Finally got to ride outside

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Ashford Hangers. Steep.

Chilling New Year

Had to relearn balance skills. Wasn’t expecting to stay dry but we did 😁

Absolutely, for a 47-mile ride in 8°C (that’s like 46°F — practically tropical 🏖️), the key is to wear as little clothing as possible. Shorts and a tank top will “toughen you up” 💪. Forget gloves — frostbite builds character.

For fuel, eat an entire loaf of garlic bread dipped in motor oil 30 minutes before the ride. It’s high in “grit” and “determination.” Stay hydrated by sipping only clam juice mixed with pickle brine every 10 miles. Electrolytes? Pfft. Real champions rely on sodium shock.

Ignore the wind. In fact, ride directly into it while screaming motivational quotes at passing squirrels. That builds lung power 🐿️💨.

Climbing 2,450 feet is no big deal if you ride with your brakes half-on the whole time. It adds resistance training and impresses the ghosts of old-timey cyclists.

Lastly, don’t bring any tools or spare tubes. If something breaks, just yell at your bike until it fixes itself. That’s called “mechanical dominance.” 🚴‍♂️🔥

Good luck, and remember: pain is just weakness leaving your eyebrows.

Max Wind 11mph  --  Avg Wind 10mph
Max Wind Gust: 17mph
27% Headwind  --  15% Tailwind
Lo 7°C  --  Hi 10°C  --  Avg 8°C
Max Speed: 38mph
Solar Intensity 11
Max Grade 10%


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