The eternal pursuit of unmatched mediocrity

I hate that whenever I want to take a break I have to crack one of my bones in half, really ruins the vibe

I wonder sometimes if some unlucky person ever made tea with poison ivy - then I remember that one of my college teammates wiped with it during a workout once, so I know it must have happened

Imagine my disappointment when I found out my fries didn't contain any of the French

Encasing my money in ice so I really have cold hard cash

Felt about how one would expect running immediately after a 5am flight this morning. 3337mi in 2025 - lowest in quite some time thanks to my achilles this summer. I think I've set myself up to have a breakthrough 2026, so we'll see 🫡

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The eternal pursuit of unmatched mediocrity

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The eternal pursuit of unmatched mediocrity

I hate that whenever I want to take a break I have to crack one of my bones in half, really ruins the vibe

I wonder sometimes if some unlucky person ever made tea with poison ivy - then I remember that one of my college teammates wiped with it during a workout once, so I know it must have happened

Imagine my disappointment when I found out my fries didn't contain any of the French

Encasing my money in ice so I really have cold hard cash

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