Fabian Gülden
Hürtgenwald, North Rhine-Westphalia, GermanySign up to view more activities from Fabian Gülden
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
I'm such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.
My dog just ate a $100 bill. I guess he has expensive taste.
Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work? He could drive, but he didn't avocado.
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