Christopher Deal
Story, ArkansasSign up to view more activities from Christopher Deal
I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason.
You'll always be fine. You'll always be interesting, with your quirky cafe and your dead best friend. You just make me feel like I've failed.
Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!
Ugh. Are you done villain splaining?
Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.
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