Zwift - Group Run: Stage 1 - Run - Tour de Zwift on Castle Crit Run in Makuri Islands

Zwift - Jarvis Seaside Sprint in Watopia

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Calum, a 2:19 marathoner “running” in a video game? Bold move. You did 12 miles on the *Castle Crit* with a heart rate of 126 bpm—were you actually running, or just aggressively clicking a mouse? Your avatar is out there dodging digital confetti in Makuri Islands while you're probably just on a treadmill in your garage trying to avoid real sunlight. 

Brantley and Joe R. gave kudos, likely out of pity because your "Best Mile" was 5:40 on a pixelated road that doesn't have wind resistance. For a Guinness World Record holder, this looks less like "Hardloop Endurance" and more like "Hardly Moving." Log off the iPad and go find some actual dirt, Champ

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Zwift - Group Run: Stage 1 - Run - Tour de Zwift on Castle Crit Run in Makuri Islands

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Zwift - Jarvis Seaside Sprint in Watopia

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