Owen Jones (Spider)
Perth, Western Australia, AustraliaSign up to view more activities from Owen Jones (Spider)
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Lemme check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever I want.
I don't dance! I'm from that town in Footloose.
If I let you make me nervous, then we can't get schwifty.
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