“That took less than 20 minutes WTF?!…”

“Nothing to see here…”

“What better recipe for happiness?…“

“I’m sorry how rude of me… We’re The Thursday Murder Club…”

“Cherish the good moments…”

ᗪᕮᗩᏒ ᗪ¡ᗩᏒY: “In a galaxy far far away…” [👺really, like right out of the blocks!] I’m early to rise ᗩᏀᗩ¡ᑎ. My legs 🦵🏾 [the other one as well] protest any movement. I start my second run at the efficiency procedure (EP) placing 2 crustless slices of bread 🍞 in the toasting conveyor. Now simultaneously I activate the coffee ☕️ machine “Tea Earl Grey Hot…” [👺 I’ll allow it because everyone will get that quote] Back to gather my toast 🍞 grab some butter 🧈 and a plate 🍽️ Then the long walk to the double table near the end of the room, but closer to the hot food. I butter 🧈 my toast then head to the hot food area. 😱“The Horror… The Horror…” [👺Couldn’t agree more] Some lazy savage has collected their baked beans 🫘 from the opposite side of the hot plate, instead of walking five paces around to the closer side! The resulting action has contaminated ☣️ the scrabbled eggs 🍳 with baked bean 🫘 sauce that has dripped 🩸from the serving spoon 🥄 I think there’s a baked bean 🫘 in with the scrambled eggs 🍳  This completely avoidable catastrophe ☣️ sums up today’s society [👺nope, this sums up the 7am 🕖 diners. Still Asleep 😴] I have no other choice but to have fried eggs 🍳 instead…🤬 Who knows what the 6am 🕕 diners are like [👺 Utter chaos!] I should check the plates to find the culprit…🧐

TOᗪᗩY is a rest ᗪᗩY as deemed by my legs 🦵🏾 [the other one as well] not the ᏀᗩᏒᗰ¡ᑎ. I’m going to ride towards the airport and back. I hate ‘out&backs’ but any deviation will involve climbing. That’s not a thang TOᗪᗩY so O&B it is. 

The windmills are all over the place this morning. Most are not windmilling, [👺 That’s actually a word]…🤔 Some face West, others South-East. The one’s that are windmilling are doing it slowly. I’m heading East. My legs 🦵🏾[Both of them] Have stopped protesting…🤷🏾‍♂️ ᏀᗩᏒᗰ¡ᑎ announces I’m “fair” ambiguity at its best. As I ride up from the flyover underpass, two riders come off the flyover. It’s official you can ride over it…🤗 I follow them comfortably Eastwards, “Do you feel lucky punk? We do ya?…” [👺 Tenuous, but classic] one turns towards the mountains 🏔️ the other rides further and takes the same turn I took yesterday towards the mountains…🏔️

I’m now above the airport. I come to a roundabout that only has a right or left. I’m confused so I go back on myself. This gives me a chance to use the pedestrian overpass that has a vantage point to see the F/A-18’s‼️ Alas they are not on show. Perhaps they are chalk outlines that can only be seen from the air or satellite 🛰️ I work out my directions and take the left off the roundabout that deposited me on rolling hills into a little village and out. ᏀᗩᏒᗰ¡ᑎ announces a significant climb ᕼᗩᏒᗪ ᑎO! It’s time to about turn…↩️

I’m only wearing the Vanguard’s 😎 TOᗪᗩY so The Dame is handling the tunes [T¡ᕮᏚTO - not quite the unfamiliar tracks but TOᗰOᏒᏒOᗯ for sure] Messaging which she refuses to read. Photos and Video. I’ll be out 90 minutes max so should be good on battery 🔋 especially around the airport where various radar 📡 etc are interfering with my music - ᕼOᗯ Ꮢᑌᗪᕮ! [👺 It’s a clear day how hard can it be to land a plane?🛬]

I am passed by a slim trim rider that I won’t see ᗩᏀᗩ¡ᑎ at that pace. Except I do. Well this time, …nope there they are ᗩᏀᗩ¡ᑎ. Are they doing intervals or something? [👺Or maybe they’re triplets?] The wind 💨 has decided to be a headwind 💨 Thanks 🙏🏾 I take delight in using the flyover. Quick left quick right and I’m back at the Hotel 🏨 Then THEY ponder 👺”Don’t you want to do “Twenty’s Plenty?” So I ride two roundabouts up the ᏒOᗩᗪ turn around and come back to the Hotel 🏨 ᗩᏀᗩ¡ᑎ. O&B&B recovery ride over…

A gadget charging audit is required…🪫


Star Wars…
Star Trek: [Take your pick, no pun intended, little bit 🤏🏾]…
Apocalypse Now…
Dirty Harry…


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“What better recipe for happiness?…“

“I’m sorry how rude of me… We’re The Thursday Murder Club…”

“Cherish the good moments…”

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