Christopher Deal
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You'll always be fine. You'll always be interesting, with your quirky cafe and your dead best friend. You just make me feel like I've failed.
Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!
Ugh. Are you done villain splaining?
Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.
I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
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